The haunted trombone

I'm not bored, I just don't want to do my trombone.

 Once upon a time there was a trombone sitting in a case at the music store. Then a little girl named Carla walked in. She said "I can't wait to play trombone!" Later she found out she was very mistaken. Carla walked out and a few days later it was the first day of school. She didn't have to bring her trombone that day, but a few days later she would. It came time for her to bring her trombone. She lugged the three foot monster onto the bus. When she got to band the teacher instructed everyone to get out and put together their instruments. Carla pulled her's out of her case and began putting it together. She took the bell but oddly it had eyes on it. Then she took the slide and tried to connect it to the bell. They seemed to repel like magnets. Carla finally got it together and when she did the trombone started moving it's slide and playing Jingle Bells all by itself. Carla ran out of the room and never touched her trombone again. Lucky her.

Moral: NEVER in your life do the trombone unless you don't mind having to waste uyour time with the beast!

Butt Bagel

The funniest thing happened to me in third grade (I think). My friends and I were sitting at the lunch table and my friend had just come out of the lunch line. Erin sat down with us and unwrapped the tinfoil on her bagel.She picked up the butter and the bagel, then she sniffed the bagel. "EEEWWW!" Erin yelled. We all asked what was wrong and she said "It smells like butt!" We all laughed and gave the normal really? No way? She passed the bagel around so everyone could smell. It did smell bad but I don't know if it smelled like butt, I've never purposely sniffed one. She ended up not eating it because she did not want to eat something that smelt like someone's buttox, neither would I. I think that was a very funny and entertaining thing when I was in third grade, now it's just plain gross.
     
        *All names have been changed to prevent humiliation.

The Bored Blog's beginning

The Bored Blog started on Friday, Decemeber 9th, 2011 on a cold dark evening.I was bored and I didn't want to do homework, so I sat down and thought of what to do. Then I thought of something! I should write a book about being bored and a bunch of random stories that have happened to me. After, I turned on the computer I realized I had a blog. I forgot since I haven't posted anything in so long. So I went to my blog and changed the name to Carleigh's Bored Blog... Then I typed all this and here we are now.
      The Bored Blog will be filled with stories that have happened to me, crazy events that you would be jealous of, and random stories that I mak up.
       I hope that when you ever get bored, you will come to Carleigh's Bored Blog. :)